WELCOME TO THE HOME OF THIS MYTHICAL COUNTRY MUSIC BAND!
YOU MAY BE ASKING YOURSELF WHO IS IN THIS BAND (YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW IF YOU'RE ON OUR WEBPAGE), AND WE HAVE THE ANSWERS.
THE BAND IS COMPRISED OF FOUR MEMBERS WHO ARE WELL ESTABLISHED IN THE COUNTRY MUSIC SCENE. WILLIE NELSON AND CHRIS STAPLETON ARE THE FIRST TWO MEMBERS OF THIS BAND, WHO ARE ALIVE AND HAVE BIG FOLLOWINGS IN THE GENRE.
THEN WE HAVE TWO DECEASED LEGENDS OF THE GENRE, JOHN DENVER AND WAYLON JENNINGS, WHO WE HAVE RESURRECTED JUST TO PLAY IN THIS SUPERGROUP.
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?
USING STATE-OF-THE-ART PATENTED QUANTUM GRAVESTONE RESURRECTION (QGR) TECHNOLOGY, WE PLACE THE GRAVESTONES OF THE FORMERLY DECEASED MEMBERS OF THE BAND INTO THE ENTRY POINT OF THE QGR MACHINE, AND AFTER 24 HOURS OF INCUBATION, THE RESURRECTION IS COMPLETE AND THE PERSON WALKS OUT OF THE EXIT POINT OF THE OGR MACHINE.
WHERE THE BAND WAS BORN
THE BAND WAS FORMED IN THE TOP-SECRET MILITARY BASE OF AREA 51. THIS IS ALSO WHERE THE BAND GO TO PRACTICE AND MAKE NEW MUSIC.